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🧠 the lore

+ opens github → forgets what i was doing
- fixes one bug → creates three new ones
! says "just one more thing" → disappears for 5 hours
# chrome tabs open: yes

i don't have imposter syndrome, i just am the imposter 🕵️

🏆 verified achievements

status achievement
✅ survived another monday
✅ closed a tab without reading it
✅ copied code from stack overflow and it actually worked
✅ nodded knowingly in a meeting
⬜ read the documentation
⬜ inbox zero
⬜ removed a // TODO: fix later from 2021

🎯 current mission

objectives:
  smarter:       1%
  cooler:        10%
  less_confused: 100%
status: in progress... allegedly
blockers:
  - snacks
  - "just one more youtube video"
  - that one bug nobody asked me to fix

📊 life stats

metric reading
💤 sleep ❌ what's that
⚡ motivation ⚠️ depends on the vibes
✨ vibes ✅ immaculate
🍕 snacks 📉 critical levels
🐛 bugs produced today 📈 new personal best
☕ caffeine ♾️

💻 the arsenal

☁️ cloud & containers

Azure Docker Windows Terminal

🌐 networking & homelab

Cisco Ubiquiti Raspberry Pi Home Assistant Plex

🎨 creative

Adobe Creative Cloud Adobe Photoshop

📈 github receipts

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🏅 trophy shelf

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🐍 watch my commits get eaten

snake animation

psst — this one needs a tiny GitHub Action to come alive. setup in the footnote. ⬇️

💭 random quote bc why not

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🤝 collab?

sure, why not. here's what i bring to the table:

  • ✅ immaculate vibes
  • ✅ questionable architectural decisions
  • ✅ at least one working commit per week
  • ✅ a raspberry pi that somehow runs everything
  • ❌ unit tests (sorry)
  • ❌ a reasonable bedtime

⭐ "it worked... don't touch it" ⭐

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